Idiotic train Loony - Wonk unit lyrics

I'd like to apologize to you.I fell into your lap from a luggage rack.
I was drunk on the train and i wanted to sleep.
Oh what a prat.I'm cringing now i assure you that.
Sitting there minding your own business,thinking of the weekend,visiting your boyfriend,
not wanting to create a scene you smiled at me and said it was ok,it's not ok, it's not ok.
Please don't have a go,i watch they say i told you so.
Waiting for the blows of the office drunks ,the have a go heroes of commuter land.
Forgive me.Forgive this idiotic train loony.I'm sorry i aint messed up in ages.