Basics tea.A poem

I bought a packet of tea
for 28p
from Sainsburys.
Lasted for weeks
that basics tea
and that's 28 pence
well spent.

She cut her finger

She cut her finger
when i was in the bath.
Cooking the dinner
which i had to finish
typical.
Aoife is selfish beyond belief.
I hadn't even the chance to get shampoo in my eyes.

One finger is never enough

It sits there in the cupboard.
Andy May's caramel dipping sauce,
buttery,sweet
like it says on the label.
Like Nutella,
you bastards mock us from the shelf.
come on cunt,
dip your finger in.
Just the one will do no harm.
But then it's a spoon
and then it's on the floor beside your bed in the morning.
Empty and used
spent and gloating.
Gotta buy another jar now haven't you cunt
Gotta buy another jar.

Postboy

Poem to Mastering company "Chop em out" who delivered CD's (as well as breakfast)to MCA records back in the early 90's)

Postboy

You kept us alive
you fed us as we fried our brains
Nightly
Ever so slightly
You weren't to know
Your gastronomic backhanders
treats for the ones that could afford to eat lunch.
We fell on your croissants like vultures
Desperate,depraved
Fellow colleagues probably afraid
But would gladly of denied us our daily feed.
The irony
Straight from a seedy Victoria hotel bed
Stinking of sex and guilt and musty sheets
Monday to Friday
One massive party
hundreds of pounds a night
Acid and booze and coke and sex and violence and arguments
We lived like extravagant kings
lording it up in the glorious streets of Soho.
Hoho
Back to Mayfair
To work at the bottom
Always late and broke
Begging for scraps and smoking butts.
Malnourished but for Chop em out`s complimentary pastries.

Poem for Saturday

How long does a fuck remain your property.

Two days,

possibly.

I love the face of a fuck moved on.

That rosey red awkwardness.

That slight betrayal in the gut

even if it was only a fuck.

Making excuses,

places to go.

That pastey white body already better

coz it doesn`t belong to you no more.

The pearly white awkwardness

And then suddenly

the pearly white awkwardness

utterly useless.

We`d planned such magnificent things

removed from fingers

like stringy dirt

dispatched without love

onto the floor

Where it lays

with hastily removed clothes and phones on silent.

Fuckin pigs.

Man,this makes me sick.
So my buddy is in a pub toilet having a piss on Christmas eve
Minding his own business when these two big fuckin meathead type casuals come in,use the toilet and then after washing their hands,One of them flicks water in my friends face and they both laugh and are obviously very proud of their bullying behavior and they walk out gloating.
No provocation,just throwing their weight around.
We're talking about grown men here,mid 30's,not kids.
So my buddy(who happens to be about a foot shorter than both of them) clocks which one did it and after collecting his thoughts,calmly walks out of the gents,strolls up to their group of people and smacks the big laughing prick in the mouth.
Gives him time to respond,
But does he fuck.
Wanker shits it coz he knows he's a bullying wanker.
so my buddy walks back to where his drink is.
Next thing
the other meat head walks up and informs matie that he has just "Smacked Old Bill"
Matie says "fuck off,you know why i fuckin hit him"etc
But matie leaves to avoid trouble.
So check this.
Even though the old bill wanker was off duty and causing trouble with his dumb cock pig buddies,some pig bitch that cock here is probably fuckin starts harassing the landlord of the the pub everyday to name my matie.
Givin it the "we'll send plain clothes down so you best not be protecting him etc"
So my mate tries to do the right thing and goes down to the nick to sort it out,coz he's a decent sort but the bastards down the cop shop know nothing about the incident or the WPC with a chip on her shoulder.
The bitch don't even work there.
Which would suggest that it's just this bitch and her wanker cop causing more shit coz let's face it,they are a bunch of animals.
So matie gives em his details to be helpful and thinks that's the end of it.
But check this,
He's recently been called back in and the bastards have cautioned him.
Which will be on his record for 5 years
which would suggest he's done something wrong.
Now i'm not saying that it's right to go round hitting people in the mouth.
But these were two big guys intimidating a much smaller guy in a pub toilet.Flicking their pissy hands in his face.
I've been kinda sympathetic towards the police in recent years but it's kinda hard not to want them burning after maties story.
Wankers.