One finger is never enough

It sits there in the cupboard.
Andy May's caramel dipping sauce,
buttery,sweet
like it says on the label.
Like Nutella,
you bastards mock us from the shelf.
come on cunt,
dip your finger in.
Just the one will do no harm.
But then it's a spoon
and then it's on the floor beside your bed in the morning.
Empty and used
spent and gloating.
Gotta buy another jar now haven't you cunt
Gotta buy another jar.