I have just discovered that ones penis hangs prouder when not cooped up in skinny ladies jeans
Said crushing apparel and "Relentless" fueled pre gig adrenaline renders the boy a disappointing weakling at the urinals
Like peeling a poorly albino slug from my inner thigh.
Whereas
after a sweatpanted jaunt to the local shops
said member returns healthy tanned and beautiful
weighty and strong.
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