GOD WHAT ARE YOUZ LOT LIKE!

LADIES.
I DO LOVE READING 50 SHADES OF GREY FROM OVER YOUR SHOULDER
ON THE MORNING RUSH HOUR COMMUTE.
YOUR KINDLES DON'T FOOL ME.
I ESPECIALLY LIKE IT WHEN YOU TWIG.
REGISTER YOUR GUILTY SECRET DISCOVERED.
EXPOSED,
HOT BETWEEN THE THIGHS,
NOT SURE WHERE TO LOOK,
TO PROCEED OR SHUT THE BOOK.
LADIES READING OLD SKOOL PORN IN THE MORN IN PUBLIC!
YES MATE!
NOW THAT IS PRETTY COOL!