HOW TO MAKE GIRLS CUM 2012-KNOW YOUR VAGINA

Men love vaginas.
We can put our cocks in them if you let us.
Real men don’t care if you have hair or not?
We don’t give a shit.
We like the smell,
We like the taste,
We like your piss flaps,
We like to twang them.
We’d like to gargle with them if they were long enough!
we like your assholes
we would like to put our heads up your fannies if they would fit.
Fuck porn.
Fuck that sterile pink bullshit.
When we pull down them knickers for the first time (And let me just say,we don’t give a fuck about your knickers either) you basically own us.
We are facing the best thing in the world.
A fresh vagina.
There is no better high in the world than making friends with Siobhan for the first time.