Ode to the 5 Shitty fingers

Hi Duncan, on my way home this evening thought i'd write the "ode the 5 shitty fingers."

Chorus

EEEEEEEYOOOOUUUU make some noise, we'll shriek in the squares of England's towns
EEEEEEEEEYOOOOOUUUU until it bleeds
we are the five shitty fingers

Verse 1

The rustler of horse he stole
until the lord put him in gaol
where the fiddler fiddled
to the ode of the five shitty fingers

Verse 2

Meat a hefty man of pie
and on his platter no meat did spy
to cook he roared 'i'll run you through'
and ran away with the five shitty fingers

Verse 3

Gayblade a dandy merry fool
Gayblade like to wave his tool
and maidens flocked to watch him dance
to the dance of the five shitty fingers

Verse 4

Two-tits Tommy Argentin
could pluck a song from mandolin
dark as dusk and swarthy too
he plucked with the five shitty fingers

Verse 5

Now village fool, a simple lad
idiot, but no means bad
beats the drum like his monkey
to the beat of the five shitty fingers

This is sung to the tune of Melody Number 1