I find drunk people just so interesting.
The way they invade your personal space.
Basically it gets me hard.
And oh,the way they spit at you when talking and it always lands in the corner of your mouth.
Ooh give me more.
Please,please drunk fuck.Repeat yourself just one more time
and if you`re a girl,
walk as slowly down the street making yourself oh so obvious to all the wankers just so ready to throw punchs at your ever so grateful chaperone.
Gosh,i`ve just come........