I find drunk people really interesting.
The way they invade your personal space.
Basically it get me hard.
And oh the way they spit at you when talking and it always lands in the corner of your mouth.
give me more.
Please,please drunk fuck,repeat yourself just one more time
and if you're a girl,walk as slowly down the street
making yourself oh so obvious to all the wankers just so ready to throw punches at your ever so grateful chaperone.
i've just come.