This is a show i'm putting on.
the reason it is on my blog is that the bullshit i wrote made me laugh.x
Sunday, October 9 · 2:00pm - 7:00pm
The Black Heart
2/3 Greenland Place
Camden Town, United Kingdom
The Murderburgers are from Glasgow.Don't be put off by this.They are friendly and i'll be on hand to translate any questions you may have for them.To make matters more difficult for us all,they'll be touring with DeeCracks from Austria!!Now i don't know how the fuck we are supposed to communicate with this bunch but hopefully they'll have there own translator.Maybe like one of those sign language people who stands in the corner of your telly when a deaf program is on.Yeah man,sign language Austrian translators are well cool.I reckon it will be a fit bird call Agatha.Yeahhhhh.Then there's Wonk Unit.Everyone loves wonk unit because of their amazingly lovable bass player The Pwosion.He is friends with the cast from Eastenders.Fuck the others,they are both cunts.I have asked Emergency Bitter to play.This is because they are men.Real men.Sensible,dependable,big chunky men.Who smile.And that is really the most important thing in life.Smiling.Even if you are fucking miserable.Many thanks.
PLEASE ALSO NOTE THAT THIS SHOW IS AN AFTERNOON SHOW.THIS IS BECAUSE WE WILL TRY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE HORDES OF DUSKY ITALIAN TOURISTS (FEMALE OF COURSE) WHO ROAM CAMDEN ON A WEEKEND LOOKING FOR ENGLISH COCK.YES.CAMDEN IS A COCK AND TIT FEST OF A WEEKEND AND THAT IS WHY WE LOVE IT.