Tuesday, 6 September 2011

An observation

I have just discovered that ones penis hangs prouder when not cooped up in skinny ladies jeans

Said crushing apparel and "Relentless" fueled pre gig adrenaline renders the boy a disappointing weakling at the urinals

Like peeling a poorly albino slug from my inner thigh.


after a sweatpanted jaunt to the local shops

said member returns healthy tanned and beautiful

weighty and strong.

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